TSA To Test Passengers 'Drinks' In Airports!

Well sure, we here in America are reasonable. In fact, giving up all sense of dignity for "security" sounds well, Orwellian and who isn't for that?   
Anyway,  I wonder if this is before or after they fondle your child, then grope and humiliate your 92 year old grandmother? -W.E. 

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